Sm-lls lik- a leak -f s-me s-rt. I´ll p-trol through the neighbourh--d t- se- if I can f-nd th- so-rce.

[Screened to OU!Near, OU!Matt, AU!Mello, OU!L, AU!L, AU!Near // Visible by everyone due to the curse]
I still h-ve pl-nty of ch-col-te to sh-re. I don´t usu-lly do that, but l-t me kn-w befor- yo- all starv-.

.....and that was that. What did I miss?



[Screened to OU!L II Unhackable]
I have it.

[Screened to OU!Near and AU!Watanuki]
Thanks again. By the way, did any of you see me naked through all this?

[Screened to AU!Mello II Unhackable]
I need ...advice. But I also need you to promise me that you´ll never, ever, ever talk to anyone about what I´m going to ask.

[Screened to OU!Matt II Unhackable]
I need ...advice. But I also need you to promise me that you´ll never, ever, ever talk to anyone about what I´m going to ask.

Dear Econtra,
today I don´t really hate you. Today, I think you´re all right. Today I´m not going to curse you, today I am at peace.

[filtered to Matt // readable by the Wammys]
Because if it wasn´t for you, Econtra, I wouldn´t have a chance to say this.

Happy Birthday, Matt.

Seriously. In our world, you´d have gone to heaven, and I´d have gone to hell. And I wouldn´t have gotten to say this again. DAMN, I love this place today.

D-does anybody...have...a-a children´s book w-with...ponies or...pixies o-or...s-something nice and calming....o-or a r-really boring article or ...a fucking porn mag...s-something distracting...please

MATT MATT MATT GIRL MATT DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT THING WHERE YOU CHANGE COLOURS AND STUFF BECAUSE I THINK I NEED THAT NOW COLOURS WEEEEE

[filtered to OU!L // hackable like woah because Mello can´t filter at all right now]
Man. You know what? When I was floating back to my room I saw this huge ass mushroom cloud in the sky and your face was in it, it was big and smiling and it kinda creeped me out but then it was intensely beautiful and I think that´s what it´s like to see God at least that´s how they always describe it on the tv innit so hope you don´t mind me asking now ARE YOU GOD

[filtered to AU!L // 100% hackable]
please accept my hand in marriage I think I love you you have L´s brain with boobs so I imagine that must be uber marriage would be cool but open relationship works too in case you´re progressive like that I don´t mind I´m down with that I don´t think my parents were married ha ha ha wusses

[filtered to OU!Matt // 100% hackable]
and matt matt matt I´ve been thinking about this sex thing a lot lately you know if you decide you stil talk to me but the thing is you see the thing is that I have never done it before with a man I have never done it before with a woman come to think of it so I wouldn´t know and I have this thing where I always want to be the best at everything and such I admit I have issues with that but I´m not sure why I´m telling you this I never told anyone but you see I´ve seen people have sex in those sleazeclubs I was in and t was ICKY

[filtered to OU!Near // 100% hackable]
near hey near near I wanted to ask you this but I was kinda waiting for the right moment but there´s never the right moment isn´t it and so I will simply do it now so here it comes, do you have a crush on me yes or no I´m wondering because I´m getting the feeling you have this weird obsession with me and it´s kinda creepy but it´s also very interesting like a praying mantis or something HEY IS THAT A GUITAR

[EDIT:] I CAN PLAY THE GUITAR!

[EDIT (30 seconds later):] FUCK YOU NEAR YOU HEAR ME?! YOU CAN`T PLAY THE GUITAR LIKE I CAN! I`M PLAYING ALL MY OWN SONGS NOW AND I`M FUCKING BRILLIANT SO SUCK ON THAT

[EDIT (5 minutes later):] I BROKE THE GUITAR!!

[EDIT (3 minutes later):] IT WASN`T A GUITAR AT ALL!!!  HOW DO I MAKE ALL CAPS GO AWAY ah there it is but now I need a new chair.



OOC: Kairi´s potions has sent Mello on an acid trip. YAY FOR DELAYED REACTIONS.
OOC: After this massive post of spazz, OU!Near succeeds in knocking Mello unconscious luring him to come by and placing something heavy over the door ~ so apart from babbling all over the place, he won´t do anything stupid. ^_^

To everybody who bothers to read this: What´s the one single thing from your own world that you miss the most, and that the Indigeo can´t give you? Not a person, a thing or activity.

[filtered to AU!Matt // unhackable]
Is there something I should know before meeting with L, the demon one? Is there something I should be prepared for? He´s ... he´s not going to try eat my liver or something? Please don´t talk to anybody about this.

[filtered to AU!Near]
Have tea with me.

I´ve tried to set fire to the barrack. It didn´t work.
So not even arson is going here? A man is not allowed to have his hobbies.

[screened to AU!Mello, OU!Matt, AU!Matt]
Party at my place? I feel like drinking and dining with people I know. If you refuse dragging your asses out under the weather, feel free to direct me to another location. I have two coats now, I´ll make it. Let me know if you´re up for it.

EDIT: I´m in Ast Enas with Matt. Come see us if you want.

A lesson Mello learned in the mafia: Give people shit.

Thanks. Exchanging presents with you all was grotesque insightful. How long did it take you to open the puzzle box?


OOC: It took him 8 minutes. If it took you less than that, he´ll be pissed. ;D

Question.

Does Econtra have little animals, like rats, birds, mice, the sort? Even cockroaches might do. I´ve been looking around the compounds and couldn´t spot any. If anyone could point me in their direction, I´d appreciate it.